Pairing: Severus/Harry

Summary: The following lyrics from A Muppet Christmas Carol must be used:

OH! There goes Mr. Humbug,
There goes mister Grim
If they gave a prize for bein' mean
The winner would be him

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So, months ago, one night when I was totally bored I was trolling through the Harry Potter related communities when I came across some communities that sorted you into your Hogwarts house. I decided to have a go, so I visited ( Read more... )

Summary: Harry finds a hidden room in the Chamber of Secrets. Inside is a pretty man lying on a bed…

Pairings: Harry/Salazar

Sleeping Slytherin Challenge

Summary: Harry finds a hidden room in the Chamber of Secrets. Inside is a pretty man lying on a bed…

Pairings: Harry/Salazar

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Harry finds a hidden room in the Chamber of Secrets. Inside ( Read more... )

Lucius Malfoy has a big… Challenge

Summary: Harry likes a man who can really fill his pants. When he discovers that Lucius is very well endowed he figures the only way he can get him is if he goes Dark.

Pairings: Lucius/Harry

Lucius Malfoy has a big… Challenge

Summary: Harry likes a man who can really fill his pants. When he discovers that Lucius ( Read more... )

Harry/Voldemort Incest Challenge

I have a craving for this at the moment, as disturbing as it is!

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Voldemort is Harry’s biological father. How is really up to you. Whether Lily had sex with Voldemort (or was raped by), or James was having sex with Voldemort. Or even when Voldemort tried to kill Harry he became a third parent to Harry….

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Summary: Salazar Slytherin’s portrait seduces Harry by whispering naughty things to him in parseltongue.

Pairings: Harry/Salazar

Portrait Challenge

Summary: Salazar Slytherin’s portrait seduces Harry by whispering naughty things to him in parseltongue.

Pairings: Harry/Salazar

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So i've got this little book in which I keep all my Harry Potter challenge ideas, I keep on adding to it yet I never seem to get round to writing them out.

Until today! I'm on a challenge typing mission. This is the first one. I'll be posting them all seperately. See how many I can get done.

Veela Challenge

Summary:
Albus Dumbledore had Harry ( Read more... )

Thinking randomly, as I do ( Read more... )

 I've finally got round to writing a new Harry Potter challenge! Whoo! So here it is:

Desk Sex and other Interesting Places Challenge

Fairly self-explanatory challenge. This challenge is basically a list of places for you to choose from and where I would like to see the chosen pairing having sex. Some of the places are public, some private and some ( Read more... )

Just reading random Harry Potter fan fic, as I often do. I realised that I will never be able to look at the phrase 'the Dark Side' without thinking about Star Wars, especially in Darth Vader's silky tones. Vader is so Snape, isn't he? Fetish for black with a billowy cloak and deep voice ( Read more... )